I say, old chap, it's Movember
"Is that why the ladies keep taking their clothes off at me?"
"Yes, they really can't get enough of a good lip-weasel. On top of all the dashing manliness a 'mo imparts, they know you're a caring and sensitive type who supports men's cancer charities."
"Men's what?"
"Oh dear. Take a peep at the official Movember website, old man. Everything you need to know about the campaign is there."
"And the ladies love it?"
"Oh yes, sends 'em absolutely potty."
"Fantastic!"
Mr Cottage is taking part - I'm wondering if he'll be going for a Poirot or a Magnum?
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As long as it's not a Ron Jeremy ;)
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ReplyDeleteI've tried to persuade Husband to grow a Lemmy 'Motorhead' Kilminster style 'tache for Movember, but he's having none of it. Shame really, as he grew one before and it suited him. Now, if I was a bloke, I like to think that I would be very experimental with my facial hair!
I only know one chap doing this, Lord C wouldn't. I can't wait to see it at the end! He is going for handlebars.
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