I say, old chap, it's Movember
"Is that why the ladies keep taking their clothes off at me?"
"Yes, they really can't get enough of a good lip-weasel. On top of all the dashing manliness a 'mo imparts, they know you're a caring and sensitive type who supports men's cancer charities."
"Oh dear. Take a peep at the official Movember website, old man. Everything you need to know about the campaign is there."
"And the ladies love it?"
"Oh yes, sends 'em absolutely potty."